share with you guys one real life encounter i had this morning... it actually brighten up my day heez... as i was queueing up to buy chee cheong fan for my breakfast... i met this customer, queueing infront of me... trying to order food, the story goes like this:
cashier> sir wat do u want?
cust> i want da1 bao1
cashier> wat u wanna "da1 bao1" sir?
cust> da1 bao1.... (-_O) (i suspect the cust is haf dead.. speaking in a mono tone)
cashier> wat u wanna da bao sir?!! (O_O)
cust> da1 bao1!!!! (customer getting impatient...)
cashier> orhh.... you wan da4 bao1 isit?!!!( as in big bun)
hoho... i nearly burst out laffing... but i ren!

another real life encounter...
today i was super busy today... my table all very messy... filled with papers...
as you know, when a person is really busy... a person will tend to focus on werk only... cant really bother wats happening around... i was very busy checking accounts when someone actually came into my room stood beside me... i was super busy at the point of time n was feeling abit thirsty din really notice my colleagues was actually standing beside me la... i somehow notice theres a cup on my right handside... so i happily took it n drink it... the water was so cold!! i was thinking erh? how come the water is so cold... and why am i holding on to a cup? froxe... i drank my colleague's water.... i mistaken the cup as my water bottle... sniff sniff! so maluating... my colleague din even stop me when i took his cup... damn it! he is having flu loh... dun understand him... he has a clean table and he wants to put things on my table... vomit blood! can believe this would happen to me... :P

well, today is my kickboxing day again... my colleague last minute got meeting cant join me for class... was feeling quite unreluctant... but bobian dun wanna waste money.. so i went alone!! heehee, the coach actually point me out to demonstrate together with others how to kick... kinda happy, this shows i improving le!! haha... bhb
as usual my body aches... now both arms very painful... so after the whole thing i went back home bathe n i slp... and now i cant really get back to slp... cos i slp too much le... omg! orh ba ka pig!

Someone forwarded me this:
There was this guy who loved two gals at the same time but he didn'tknow which one he loved more. Someone taught him. Ask yourself thisquestion and answer it honestly : "When you are happy, which gal would you want to share your happinesswith?" The one you think of is someone you love. Ask yourself another question and answer it honestly: "When you are sad, which gal you want to share your burden with?" The one you think of is also someone you love.If you think of the same gal when you are happy & sad, that's the mostperfect. But if you don't think of the same gal, I would advise you tochose the one you are willing to share your sadness with. In life, there are more sorrows than happiness. There are too many people whom you canshare your happiness with, not necessary your lover.If you live your life happily, you can also enjoy it alone. In sadness,however, there are not many people willing to share your burden with you. If you are willing to tell someone your happiness, I am sure that person has got to be someone close & an understanding person to you. But it shouldn't stop there.If that person only thinks of you when she is happy, but looks forsomeone else when she is sad, this lover is too unstable, she doesn'ttreat you as someone she can spend the rest of her life, with. Of course, I will be very happy if I am the first person to share her happiness. But, if she is sad, I will be too willing to stay by her side & ease her pain. Only then, will I believe that I hold a very importantposition in her heart.If you are sad, who comes to your mind first?

JAY you are the best!! i am simply in love with jay.... he is so cool! hoho... tell you a little secret... he has got no pimples... very good complexion ... fair... quite fit ...no armpit hair... teeth are straight... he has got a dimple on the left side of his face... how i know all these? cos i brought my binoculars there... haha! power right? really enjoyed every bit of the concert... all his songs are quite meaningful... he is a talented guy... knows how to compose songs... rap... play piano... and he is gd looking... perfect man! bingo... if a man would compose a song for me.... i tink i will die with no regrets...( siao!!) i need to buy his vcd liao... din really know how to sing his songs... must learn... he is really really really cool... omg! i cant sleep... having mild sore thoart now cos i screamed too much jus now hoho!... nearly choke.. lucky the sound system very loud nobody notice... hee so malu! anyways.. he is very charming!!! (xue ren is melting....) i did not bring my digicam... wasted man! din know can bring... arghh! nvm, i will prepare whistle, light stick and digicam next time round... :B
jay jay jay encore!!! kai bu liao kou rang ta chi dao... qing tian.... tong feng pour.... jie kou... lalalala.... i am melting... from today onwards i am no longer "xue ren"... i am "shui ren" hoho!

sniff sniff... is thailand that dangerous? my fren told me is two diff places from where we will be going... but my parents associates as the same... i can understand why my mum react that way.... my mother is special... has a different thinking from other mothers... at times i tink she is over protective towards me.. from young til now.. her mindset never change... i agree i am quite a simple minded person... very "toot" person... in my mummy's heart i am always her big baby.. hoho! i am very diff from my sis.... she is more independent... cleverer... everything better than me... i am spoilt...imature... cant blame why my mummy worry so much about me...! bleh!

i am suffering from insomia... i have sleepless nights since last saturday.... the main reason is because i watched shutter... abit regreted watching it... i am not as brave as i thought... the bits n pieces of horror images keep flashing through my mind every night...... as usual my imagination went wild last night and i slept at 4am... this is kind of torturing...
well, today was my first day of werk... i felt good getting back to werk.. at the same time feeling abit lazy... cos i am a lazy bum! oink oink oink...
today was my first kickbxing class... i realise i am really a pig! i look so clumsy with all the kickboxing moves... i cant coordinate my legs with my arms... arghh! i am really a fatso... hoho... the more i kick.. my leg jus couldnt lift to the expected height... it jus went down down down... imagine a pig with short legs trying to kick... tats mee! really feel like giving halfway through... yhew! finally its over... i will try to do it better next week... MUST NOT GIVE UP SO EASILY !!

it has been a long time since i blog... nuthing happen recently... no mood to blog also... feeling very moody recently... dunnoe whats happening to me also... perhaps of my cold n cough... lost 2kg recently... i think when i recover it will bounce back again haha... a gd fren of mine said i look more zoombie... omg! must really take care of myself liao... must try to sleep early... the main problem is that if i sleep early i will tend to wake up early the next morning... so whats the point of waking up so early?? arghh dunnoe wat i toking about...4 more days to go and i have to get back to werk... my leave is going to end so soon! sniff sniff.. well, talking about it, i wont forget what i saw during my trip... the day we reached kl, we went to eat swensen... guess what had happened before we went there... there was a break-in... hoho... we bring bad luck siah... this is not important! oh ya i must comment on the service, the service is very poor... cannot make it... a big NO! the waiter doesnt seems wants to serve us... this is not important also... guess what?! we saw... something running around the ceiling... it is a big fat rat!!!at that point of time i was thinking: what if the rat ran to the kitchen and it fell into one of the soup pot... and it was served to the customers... yee it gives me goose pimples..! but but but we finished everything afterall... heehee! cos we were too hungry... hoho merry xmas!! getting mad?anyways, i went to search for the world guiness record for the smallest man in the world.. yup refering to the little man in the pic... haix.. think we kena cheated... he is not the smallest man in the world loh... there is someone else who is even shorter than him... booo! wellwell, i hope to cruise again... the feeling is so great... very relaxing... can view sunset also... so romantic hoho! though the fd there was not tat fanastic as i thought... quite disappointing though... but it is still a very nice place... : )

yeah.. gimme a hi 

hacken lee and daniel tham in kl, sungeiwang shopping centre... 

little ren testing out the life jacket...  

second world tallest building in the world; twin towers 

the smallest man in the world; height 68cm and weighs 5kg only!!!  

phew! my long leave has jus started... finally can rest! has been busy with werk lately and worst still i was sick.. fri i went to see a doctor, din even know i was running a fever.. 37.8
i was happy that doctor auto gave me a one day mc... (my motive hah) as i have too much things to clear in the end i went back to werk and intend to clear my stuff before i go on leave... the moment i start clearing... werk began to pile up again... haix.. suppose to leave early, end werking ot until 7pm!!! argh... sick still got to werk ot... tough life! guess what, i am also the organiser for the branch gathering at ecp on the following day... (got to book chalet, prepare fd etc) money hard to earn nowadays.. still got to do organising... out of job scope le.. qi shi wo le

nearing november...
weather is unpredictable...
feeling miserable...
my nose is running water...
waiting to recover...
hoping winter to be over...
wanting to go scuba...
still waiting for summer!
donated by ah ren

A little bird in the sky...
you look up and its shits in your eye...
you dont mind and you wont cry...
you thank god that elephants dont fly!
donated by one of my fren